transgendercomputer:

yeoldenews:

We

we

we

and

[ID: four pictures from what look like old newspapers. they read:

which you a marry chrisstmas

whish you a mrry crismis

wich you a Merry Crimes

a happy New ear.

/End ID]

kosmogrl:

galehive:

sushigirlfriend:

divinebunni:

masturbating next to u while u play video games

moonsscared:

I heard tumblr loves the ineffable husbands

metanavi:

nuclei:

piratemadi:

piratemadi:

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

+ a secret, third thing

frogeloise:

frogeloise:

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this